You know what’s bullshit? Elevators.
You’ve got a few minutes left before making it in time at the office which is at the 30-somethingth floor. Fast-forward, you’re now so fucking pissed. You want to destroy that person across your workstation. You slam all of your fingers on the keyboard. Your eyebrows are furrowed, and everybody around you is keeping a one-kilometer distance away from you. This is because you’re fricking late again, and a memo from your boss is in order. Why? Why did this happen? Oh yeah, the elevator did a sucker punch on your face again. What better way to get late than because of that effing lift?
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Posted on Sunday, 20 March 2011
